Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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