Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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