should my penis look like a turkey
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This baby is an asshole
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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