dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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