Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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