oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
the condom got lost in my hair
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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