sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
