They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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