I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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