My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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