so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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