we're blogging at a bar
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
