he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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