dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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