When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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