that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
