I'm really into asian looking animals
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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