Do vagina's smell?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
there is glitter all over my balls
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