You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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