Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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