if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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