Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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