her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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