seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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