hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
They have beer where we have blood.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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