Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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