suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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