dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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