Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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