The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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