All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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