I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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