SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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