i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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