"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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