I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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