do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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