Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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