we're blogging at a bar
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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