I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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