Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
