My boss' voice literally gives me gas
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I love you.
Bad choice
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