you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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