My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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