no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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