Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Farmville is her only friend.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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