omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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