You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Couch. On fire.
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