Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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