Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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