ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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