worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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