These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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