i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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